Fate Factory

At the beginning pairs and sets of magnets were separated

and sprayed like a fountain of piss from someone large enough 

to dribble the Earth like a basketball and spin it on one equator-lengthed finger

until they decide to slam dunk into a black hole billions of years later. 

Can you imagine the strength of the original ball slap?

Eventually, enough damp and airy parts were collected

to surround and conceal the magnets 

so that they could intentionally move in bliss and agony in relation to the pull.